Posted 3 minutes ago

bestqueer:

reblog if UR NOT tumblr famous bu t U ARE tired nd kinda gay

(Source: kosherqueer)

Posted 7 minutes ago

wet-monsoon:

oktober2nd:

lana-loves-lingua-latina:

if “barnacles” is a curse word in Spongebob, then how do you explain Barnacle Boy’s name

He’s a fuck boy

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Posted 9 minutes ago

jesliey:

homosaurus-rex:

homosaurus-rex:

It’s actually a good thing that the zombie apocalypse starts in Florida because then the zombies only have one way to go and that’s straight up into trigger happy redneck territory. I give it two weeks before monster trucks and mullets save us.

can we talk about how this is still getting notes

The funny thing is that i can not actually come up with a counter argument for this.

Posted 59 minutes ago

ninfia:

Do you ever have that moment when a kid is looking at you and you realize that they’re looking at you as a grown up? Then its like no child im a children too, dont. Im sorry my outward appearance confuses you.

Posted 4 hours ago

idanceitarotiart:

tastefullyoffensive:

Food Geometry [mrlovenstein]

There is penultimate truth in this imagery.

Posted 7 hours ago

rnedia:

trying to argue with someone over text is like being italian and having to talk with handcuffs on

(Source: neptunain)

Posted 14 hours ago
Posted 14 hours ago

bootykage:

voidethered:

i-nisemono:

fukboi didnt invite us 2 tha got dam party

haha, sux to be you, this party is rad

i hate this side of tumblr so much

(Source: spooky-nise)

Posted 14 hours ago

dippersnipnops:

kasaneteto:

dipper pines enters the skeleton war

fuckboy gets his ass kicked

Posted 14 hours ago

thatsonofamitch:

emkaymlp:

please no halloween posts just yet. there’s still 2 months left

did someone say halloween
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Posted 14 hours ago

dutchster:

deluxetoaster:

sonsofsauron:

deluxetoaster:

where did this website’s sudden obsession with skeletons come from

From inside ourselves.

fcugn no first of alll;, you do not come into my house with your bullshit skeleton puns do u wanna fucking fite I could take like 5 shitty skeltons don’t test me

wow that really got under your skin, how do you not find skeleton puns humerus

Posted 14 hours ago
Posted 14 hours ago
Posted 14 hours ago

rock-flag-and-jerkface:

THIS IS THE CUTEST THING EVER

they both look a little nervous about what the other one might write

then just the biggest smiles when they are reassured yet again how much they just love each other

(Source: hiddlesy)

Posted 15 hours ago

rubynrags:

wolfyttwisted:

Like hell is Jack going to stand by and let the other skeletons have all the fun!

THIS IS THE BEST