Posted 3 hours ago

hollowfieddespair:

They called it the Nintendo 3DS because they made me buy it 3 times.

Posted 6 hours ago

dapperasf:

a podcast recorded with a $60 dollar mic in a harlem apartment about an openly queer radio host with a poc love interest as literally the most normal part of the show made it to be the number one most dowloaded podcast in all of america and if you don’t think that’s the tightest shit you can get out of my face

(Source: eldritchnightmarecuties)

Posted 16 hours ago
Posted 17 hours ago

suctioning:

Teacher: sit down
Me: drank

Posted 20 hours ago
Posted 23 hours ago

lovetoreader:

andythanfiction:

How the fuck can Supernatural’s TPTB be in tune with fandom enough to wink across the fourth wall with intricate, cheeky fandom in-jokes dozens upon dozens of times and create episodes like The Real Ghostbusters and The French Mistake…but still not grasp that every viewer and fan has, for FIVE YEARS NOW, collectively and unanimously rejected spelling Cas with an extra s? 

AMEN

Posted 1 day ago

a-creepy-weirdo-has:

bitcheslovemyjingleballs:

a-creepy-weirdo-has:

what do birds do 

image

I apologise for my ignorance, birds are important

Posted 1 day ago

southpauz:

True story.

I just wanted a refill on my Sprite. 

That’s all I wanted.

and I would have done anything for it

Posted 1 day ago

alvxandra:

image

i’ve never seen something so accurate

Posted 1 day ago

myfeelsneedadrink:

Took this pic as a joke but I actually look kinda cute??????

Posted 1 day ago

weallheartonedirection:

Oh, right. The marathon. The marathon for Disneyland, the marathon chosen especially to run around Disneyland, Disneyland’s marathon. That marathon?

Posted 2 days ago

captain-fucking-levi:

averypottermormon:

captain-fucking-levi:

ya-boy-levi:

captain-fucking-levi:

why am i not the protagonist of an amazing story

you are though—its called your life

shut the fuck up i wanna struggle fighting demons not struggle with getting out of bed every day

but those are your demons

i am hereby naming you as the antagonist and now it is my sole job to find you and hit you in the face with a chair for that bitch ass comment you just made

Posted 2 days ago

Chris Pine casually rubbing his tummy while getting interviewed (x)

(Source: tyesheridann)

Posted 2 days ago
Posted 2 days ago

birdtouch:

colornbian:

what

TOMORROW WE ENTER THE VOID